Is it me being a plain old moaner again or are some people just dumb??
I dont expect much from pple and although mfind out i am y profile looks somewhaat like a novel there is method beyond my madness, info is there to safeguard myself as much as it is to avoid wasting anyones time or phone bill only to call me to find out i am nt what they desire
I have very few things on my list of DOs & DONTS, but they are there to safeguard myself as much as avoid wasting anyones time!!
I mean here it is FIRSTLY..under NO circs will i offer bareback services, i love life too much and want to continue doing so yet i constantly get guys calling, asking me if i do so. The other day i had a guy call, ask me what i meant by GFE, so i gave my definition for him to continue to tell me that him having the true GFE would also be the intimacy of unprotected sex...loser!!
SECONDLY..i dont offer phone sex and also advise this on my main profile. There are girls who offer this service but its not what i am about, yet the other day, actually morning, 0800 it was too-yawn!! I had a young 21 yr old lad call me asking if i was free the following day, of course i obliged and he agreed to call me to confirm the next morning, alas, the conversation continued by him paying me some compliments, always nice to hear of course. Then he began telling me his cock wanted to release all over me...the conversation continued where he asked me if i minded if he wanked over one of my pics whilst i listened. Was quite funny actually, especially as i know he wanted me to speak dirty to him, did i heck-lol!! I killed his damn erection there and then by saying ''Youre a sex pest arent you??'' What!! he replied. ''Bet i killed ya dick tho hey, he replied''Yeah actually. Bye then!!!!!
THIRDLY...does any other of you escorts get offended when people call you asking you to to do bookings half the price, i find this quite offensive. I know its alot of money but hey its a service thats not necea necessity to life especially if you cant afford it!! Besides i like to think im worth it, i do exactly what i say on the label & am always honest and upfront about me & my services.
FOURTH...I WILL NOT ANSWER CALLS FROM WITHELD OR PRIVATE NUMBERS, i will not answer such calls no matter how many times u may call but if u leave ur number on voicemail i am quite prepared to return the call. or even drop me a text first to advise ure about to call so i have ur number
LASTLY...i request all clients are as clean and hygienic as i myself am. i walked out of a booking once before after meeting a guy who clearly looked like he had washed for the occasion bt otherwise didnt bother...no way hosey!! Obviously he had handed over the money first off, gratefully recieved. As we were chatting i had a sudden waft of his not so fresh breath, ok, kissing defo out of the equation, as we carried on talking i noticed he had some kind of bites or pimples around the back of his neck, trust me it wasnt shaving rash. After noticing this i was looking for more faults, i had so many things running around in my mind, he just looked scruffy if that makes sense, even though he had had a shower. Lovely guy and all but i werent prepared to look any further, i said look hun, i gotta be honest, i cant go through with this booking!! I did give him his money back as i wouldnt have felt right just taking it, i know many girls would but its just not me, he was a sweet enough guy just not as clean as i like. Now if he had have been a pratt about things i would have quite easily found myself better off but that werent the case, i am just nt like that tho many are i have been told, respect where respect is due
Please guys, i know that some of us write essays, mine especially ( i will try & shorten it now somehow to ease the pain) but the info is there for your own benefit, i also appreciate that not all girls write genuine, honest info but even so, if you read then you just may save yourself time and the let down!!
bUT TO ALL YOU GENUINELY LOVELY GUYS WHO RESPECT & APPRECIATE US GIRLS...LOVE YA STILL!!!!
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