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MAN OR WOMAN???

19-Mar-2009

U know i think i am one of a very extinct breed of woman.......
I just dont understand why some women dont like sucking cock, its delicious & boy did i have a mouth full of pure sex meat today, so glad im nt vegetrarian, even if i were to be i think my midn would have been changed after today....mmmmm!!!

I also find it quite hilarous when sex is used as a weapon in relationships, if the woman is in a mood for whatever daft reason then ur nt getting any.  My ex found it kinda funny cos when we had had words i used to screw him silly, i gt needs too after all......lol, and still be pissed at him!!
I just feel that sex is great and u just dont know when its nt gonna be available or even when u may nt be able to do the deed anymore.
I think i may have too many hormones cos i just cant stop masturbating, enjoy munching on cock and being a dirty lil whore basically-bring it on!!!

I tell ya what tho, i would love to be a man for a day.  As if at all possible so on that note ideally the cock in question wouldnt be borrowed off anyone so disease wouldnt be any worry cos i can lose it at end of day (actually thats a thought, yeah i would borrow my exes and contaminate it with whatver-just joking-lol)
First thing i would do  is wank over some hardcore porn, just to see how different cumming si for a guy.
Then i would like to shag a larger lady (no offence BBWs or to anyone for that matter, i could be classed as larger myself as im far from skinny)cos apparently they are really dirty and do anything in bed, most pretty babes are too busy checking their lippy rather than sticking their mouths around something more satisfying.
Then i would move on to a skinny bird, one of them that are always complaining about their weight, im fat...whatever!!!   I woudl knock her hips out and then say are u fat really, pppllleeease-lol!   Sounds a bit aggressive does that hey, oh wel its only thoughts so why nt...wink wink!!!  I would ram my cock right down her throat an dsmudge that lippy right over her face-yeah baby!!!

Then what could i do....ah i know, the american pie thingy???
I would be sticking my dick in everything, apart from animals or children definately not!!!!!!!!!!!!!   An oap??  Yeah why nt, as long as she promised to take her teeth out, i bet a bit of gum sucking woudl work a treat...lol.  Im turning into a sicko, this is why i understand u guys that whole lot more cos i think that maybe i was a man .....or i was in therapy in my prev life to even have such thoughts-ha ha!!!!   I do have a very vivid and crazy imagination but hey i love me!!!!

For thsi life though im gonna continue doing what i do best and enjoy being a sexy, horny, kinky lil slut....take me!!!!!!!!


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