No offence to Blondes by the way, i had Blonde hair for a wk not so long ago......!!!
As u guys who have been a regular of reading my recent Blogs probably realise i am prone to placing myself in embarassing situations and dilemmas, well the latest on my oh so long list of mishaps was last night when i decided to go out for a curry.
U would never guess even given a hundred guesses what happened honestly...... NO i didnt see a client there with his boyfriend NO i didnt coem out the ladies with my dress tucked in the back of my bridgette jones's (not that i wear them anyway-yuk)
I ate my meal without any problems, it was delicious and teh place was buzzing with plenty of custom, settled the bill and moved to the lounging area to await our cab home.
Whilst sat there enjoying my drink teh waiter comes running up the shop towards us waving something frantically in his hand....OMG, shock, horror!! It was only my mobile phone with a sanitary towel stuck to it, bright pink wrapping too. I had put my bag beneath the table between my feet. I could have died and seriously i felt like i did.
Still dont beat the best one of all when i left my bag on the train after doing an outcall, having to go to the train stations lost property and telling them what i had in there to prove it was mine....oh yes!
Several dildos/vibrators, cash, condoms, lingerie....mmm, i think the supervisor was as embarassed as i!!
Still iguess if i dont laugh i will cry hey,lol. |